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Sirius seams rather putt off by this.
You would think a talkign gryphon would get a little attention... |
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*Diane manages to do a pretty good job of hiding her amusement* If you say you didn't, Jack. *She finishes off her pina colada and pulls out a slingshot* hehehe..
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*Shadow looks up from his drink*
My goodness, it just gets better and better. Another pair of freaks has decided to join us. |
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she turns to Sirius Well, If I notice you, I'll walk up to you and begin hugging you to the point off suffocation.. She thinks Gosh dernit!! I just had to do that... She walks up to Sirius and begins hugging his neck tightly. |
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TZM watches this with a certain amount of amusement as she hugs Sirius, chuckling as he finishes his drink.
It seams you go what you wanted |
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The lone assasian wonderer, Osiris, opens the doors to the old cafe and walks in a little bit. He spots an open stool infront of the bar. He walks over avoiding the the chairs and such in his path. He reaches his destination and sits down on the old stool. He spots a barkeep behind the bar and motions him over
I'll take a shot of whiskey please He reaches into his pocket and pulls out 10 gold. He hands it to the barkeep. Keep the change my kind sir. |
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*Shadow looks over at the new guy*
So this is a REAL new guy. New in town, new in the bar, new in everything... *He walks over and smacks him on the back with a loud CLAP* You'll catch onto things reaaaal fast-like. That you will. |
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*Kadino takes the gold that is handed to him and wonders why anyone would truly pay him for simply sitting next to the bottles... then, with a gleam in his eye and a paw through the hair, sets an upturned hat in front of him and proceeds to make "puppy eyes" at anyone who comes near*
Well, why not? I mean, I've at least got the looks! |
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He looks at the man who slapped his hand on his back directly in the eyes.
My name is Osiris. What is yours. |
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In the mean time, Tor has been looking at the Spice Rack intently. Why there's a Spice Rack in a bar is beyond him, but one looks particulary appealing.
..Dude, it glows! And lo, he takes the lid off and tastes some, to see what will happen... [Inset Trippy Dream Sequence Here] o_o; That's... new... And my eyes feel blue. Is that normal? Alas, any further musings are cut off when an army of munchkins grab him and drag him to teh back room, chanting 'Muad'Dib!' in little high-pitched voices. |
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Muro looks over to Diane. "Really, we didn't. Kedik settle down, we both know we didn't."
"Oh, such fire. I'd say you were lying if I cared enough." |
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"These people are pissing me off. When are we leaving?"
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"And where do you propose we go? We have to lay low and stay somehwere out of site, namely this place." He clears his throat and takes out his rather large revolver from its holster on his belt, laying it on the table he was sitting at.
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"How can we keep a low profile here at Tri-Link's. All the travelers come here, and it'd be the first place they check." Kedik gets increasingly annoyed.
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"We have a good ammount of forest here and we get to stay here in comfort untill we need to run again. We're in the middle of nowhere and can see the road for a long distance. We're fine." Muro sighs and props his feet on the table. "Relax."
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"I still think we're making a mistake. But whatever." Grabs a nearby chair and sits down.
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When Tor's finally done screaming, he takes careful stock of his surroundings. He's clearly sitting in the back room of TLC, and there's lots of Munchkins around bowing at him and chanting 'Muad'Dib!' in little squeaky voices
Why me, God? Why always, always me? Muad'Dib! He speaks! What is your bidding, oh messiah? Wha~? Go away! How shall we go away, o'Lord? >_o I'm not your messiah! I'm just a normal guy! That's what the last one said, Your Greatness Um... He frantically scrabbles around behind him with a free hand while keeping the Head Munchkin distracted. Various items find their way into his hands, but he can't seem to grab them fast enough. Eventually, he finds what appears to be a chair leg, and makes to bring it down on the Head Munchkin's head. ... Alas for them, the leg was connected to a grand piano they could have sworn wasn't there before. ... A few seconds after a discordant noise resembling a small group of tiny cultists being flattened by a rather large instrument, Tor finds his way out of the back room and grabs a handily placed beer off of someone's table. Next time, I think I'll stick with cinnamon. |
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*looks around to see if anyone is here to talk to an old friend but doesn't see anyone, remembers the good times in the past and how he and da#1 and darklink (now raziel) at the time, started this place, starts to get emotional, gets a grip, and heads out hopefully to return soon*
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She continues to hug Sirius' neck tightly, all the while, looking at Kedik
Ya'now... you never answered me, conspicious person.... |
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Muro looks up at Kedik and then back to AL and grins. "Yo man, your girlfriend wants some attention." He downs a shot of whiskey.
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She looks at Muro, the frowns
Hey, I don't swing that way... or any way for that matter... I just want him to answer me.... |
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Hey, and if anyone is going to be doing ANY swinging... it will be I.
*Kadino gives the jukebox a hefty kick and the glass shatters loudly. Shards of glass and a moderate amount of reddening blood now litter the ground* Wow! It's just like I'm playing Kemco's Deja Vu! |
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DTZM walked in, smoking his cigarett as usual, looking around witha slight humf.
this palce never changes... |
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Aww, Joe! Why'd you break the jukebox! *Sob*
Bad moogle! *Picks up Joe and stuffs him in a barrel of fine wine* Time out for you! :D |
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Hey! It was asking for it! Plus, it's not broken... now we can change albums without having to put any money in it! Which is a minus for me as I was the only one with a key to the coinbank... but hey, I'm a moogle of the people.
What should we listen to next? Some VGM I would suppose... I definitely have a few extra ambient tunes that I'm sure would add a little more atmosphere to the dusty dark of the cafe nights. Plus, it's non-dairy! But speaking of that, what wonderful wine! I do say it's getting to be a little of a brandy at that! Not much wine left in it... well, there wouldn't be either way. How ironic that it's labled "Branduin" too... bah, someone must be playing tricks with me... I bet it's myself again. |
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She looks up from hugging Sirius tightly, looking at Joe I suggest we listen to Malice Mizer.... She glares the glare to get her point across. |
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*Shadow walks in looking half dead from lack of sleep*
Whoa, a week away and i have no ****ing clue whats going on. *Stumbles to a chair* |
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Tor is slumped over his table, a bottle in his hand as dozens of the Wee FreMen scuttle around his legs, still chanting "Muad'Dib! Muad'Dib!" in squeaky little voices.
I just want a normal day... that's all. Just one day where nothing weird happens. Please? MUAD'DIB SPEAKS! Shut up. Please? |
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*Shadow looks up*
What the crap is up with the little guys? Taken to kids lately Tor? |
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I tripped out of some funny Spice, then these little guys started worshipping me as their Messiah. I killed a load of them with a piano, but they don't seem to have taken the hint.
But enough about me. How are you? Would you like an army of little cultists? |
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No no no, I don't need an army of cultists, my cat is good enough thank you.
I'm alright, this god damn constant rain is gettin me down *points out the window to a rainy courtyard*. ((It rained almost constantly while i was at summer camp....and is still raining.)) |
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*plops herself on a stool and takes a shot of whiskey. sighing, she tries to ignore the chaos*
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*Shadow gets up from the "Cat attack"*
What the hell was that? *looks very...very confused* Ok, whatever...*Shadow walks over to a bar stool and plops down* Hum diddly dee *Shadow starts tapping out a little beat with his hands on the counter top.* |
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*Kadino appears with an impressively blinding and choking puff of smoke in the cafe, riding a less-than-small Lammasu (which by chance fills about one of the ground and air space with its body and wings) and sporting a cape and angled, feathered cap*
Err, whoops! Guess I shouldn't have told him they have such a good jukebox in here... Guess I'd best move it outside before he gets restless and eats any(one)thing! *After murmuring a couple little levitation spells, Kadino floats into the air on his small wings, simply lifting the jukebox with one hand and drifts toward the door, trying to conceal it's presence with a long grey-blue cloak he was wearing* Heh just one more minute... then someone should tell him that it's outside! *Kadino bumps a chair in his meticulous shifting of his cape (to prevent any sight of a jukebox) and 'Papa Loves Mambo' by Perry Como BLASTS from the jukebox. Kadino sprints as fast and his little wings can carry him... but the great Lammasu lunges forward, taclking him and the jukebox in the direction of the Cafe's entrance - which is now a very large hole.* Oh! Hey... did I introduce my new friend Ajax here? He's really playful... one of the Neutral/Good types... Though he has been known to eat cattle and large dogs every now and again. |
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...*Shadow stares on with this "what the hell" look in his eyes*
Kad, you sure do have the oddest friends. And everyone knows that the chicken dance is a much better song than Papa Loves Mambo. ((my grandfather had a jukebox with the chicken dance on it....)) *Suddenly, as if from nowhere, the non-nessecary, non-sensical ant army walks into the cafe. The leader speaks up* *In funny ant voice* Give us your women and gold! Or feel the wrath of my massive ant army of over 200 ants! *Shadow gets up from his chair* Oh yeah, what are you gonna do if we don't hand over Ayn and AL to ya? Ant: We will swarm all over you like apple pie of the fourth of july! Shadow: Oh yeah....well what if I said that under the counter over there, is a small army of cans of "Bug-be-gone" Ant: *looking slightly nervous* YOU LIE! *The two continue this seemingly worthless conversation* |
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*fd enters the Cafe, along with triscuit, his basilisk* hi everyone! *spies the ant army* you know shadow, we have a can of bug-be-gone under the counter (wink) anyway....*sits down as triscuit slithers into the pool*
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*Shadow looks at FD*
Yeah yeah, I know, but its fun to toy with this guy. *Shadow is currently waving a can of hair spray in front of the army saying "LOOK! ITS BUG SPRAY! FEAR FOR YOUR LITTLE INSIGNIFIGANT LIVES!"* |
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*hearing the word "ant", triscuit looks up in surprise. Ants are a favorite snack of his. he slithers over, tasting the air. he looks down and laps up a few ants with his tounge, smiling happilly as the scream in horror*
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In his little pit of depression, Tor notes the arrival of the ant army, but it doesn't seem particulary important. After a few moments, he realises this is a perfect excuse to dispose of another fair-sized percentage of the seemingly endless hordes of Wee FreMen
Loyal Legions of Irritating little Pixies! Go Forth and Kill in my Name! or something. For Arrakis! Why did I just say that? o.o; Moments later, the two armies clash with insectile war cries and the occasional cry of "Agh! Sweet Holy~ The Mandibles! The nasty, pointy Mandibles!". The battle rapidly degenerates into a icky war of attrition centered around Tor's table, but at least both sides appear to be getting word down |
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